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My husband woke me up at 2 a.m. and asked if I wanted to have sex. I told him I was too tired. He said, “Okay,” kissed my forehead, and went back to sleep. I thought that was the end of it. The next day, he was unusually quiet. I asked what was wrong. He said, “Nothing.” I

Wait, when Americans talk about "working a double", they mean they're working SIXTEEN hours??? No way???????

new hire scheduled his first meeting. i pulled him aside and was like "just fyi, people generally avoid scheduling meetings on Friday afternoons. bit of an unspoken rule" [next morning meeting] "I moved my meeting to next week because someone told me that we don't..." 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

If you take the $1 that doubles every day, by the end of one year you would have $365.

ムカデに噛まれた‼️ 農作業中、手の甲に薔薇の棘が刺さったと思ってたら、犯人はムカデ😳💦 しかも25cmはあった💦 噛まれたのに気づかず、そのまま作業してた…。 ズンズンする痛さ…ヤバすぎる😭 しっかり毒もらった💦 誰かキアリーかけて🤣✨

Once in a while this video resurfaces but nobody is ever showing how the pictures turned out

Bir arı bacağıma kondu ve minicik bir damla sıvı bıraktı. Bal olduğunu düşünüp yaladım ama tadı berbat çıktı. Arı bacağımda tam olarak ne bırakmış olabilir?

Xで変な人に 「ディケイドにちょっと詳しいからって調子乗るな」と絡まれたので 「本編全49話を見たことない人に言われたくないです」と返したら 「それぐらい見てる」 と言われたので 「凄いですね、ディケイドって31話しかないのに」 と返したらジオウ客演回を32話以降カウントしてる異常勢だった

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